sell my soul for a smoke

Eram alalta ieri la o cafenea daia mai selecta, unde isi fac rezervare impresiile iar la 1 ora dupa apare si propietarul fumurior, da nu asta e important.

Si cum stateam eu si adoptasem o pozitie daia business-leisure big shot mahar style si foloseam tot felul de gesticulatii si cuvinte d’alea pompoase ca la Academia Romana, ma rog, era un monolog foarte aprins,trece o tanti.

180, blonda, picioare craci beton, haina de blana Green Peace friendly (fake fur), fusta scurta, alea alea.

Si se opreste la noi la masa. Face promotie la Dunhill. Am ramas interzis vre-o 10 secunde or so. Ma rog, dam vina pe criza financiara ?!?

Nu mi-a cerut pachetul de tigari, nu m-a pus sa ma inscriu la vre-un concurs, mi-a cerut doar buletinul sa-mi ia datele personale.

WTF ?!? Da! Datele personale, scurt si la obiect si imi da un pachet de Dunhill negru.

Concluzii:

Dunhil negru e mai slab decat Marlboro 100’s.

Cam atat valoreaza peroana mea :))

There is no such thing as privacy.

Aparentele inseala. Always!


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7 Responses to “sell my soul for a smoke”

  1. Ionut Staicu (12 comments) on January 20th, 2009 4:12 pm

    OMG! Avea picioare?? 😮
    Dude, that was the deal of your LIFE!

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  2. Catalin Nicolescu (223 comments) on January 20th, 2009 4:28 pm

    @Ionut Staicu: am corectat, happy? 😀

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  3. joe (39 comments) on January 20th, 2009 4:33 pm

    si eu am dat de asa ceva in Vama Veche, acolo unde erai tu poate a venit asa cu Dunhill-ul ca e mai scump…si vrea datele sa dovedeasca datul pachetului unei persoane existente…

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  4. Catalin Nicolescu (223 comments) on January 20th, 2009 4:39 pm

    @joe: stiu stiu, dar pana acum te punea sa te inscrii la ceva, chestii dastea, nu iti cerea pe fata datele personale

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  5. Napster (32 comments) on January 20th, 2009 5:37 pm

    Asta cu datele personale devine irelevanta pentru ca nimic nu mai e personal de foarte mult timp.

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  6. Unreal (3 comments) on January 21st, 2009 10:36 pm

    Eu cand m-am insurat a trebuit sa ma las si de fumat1 😉

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  7. Catalin Nicolescu (223 comments) on January 21st, 2009 10:43 pm

    @Unreal: moah! ai tarie de caracter. eu nu o luam.

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